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Sep. 16th, 2004

11:47 am - The internet is a toilet, and I have to shit.

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Yo baby, lose the ze-ro and get with the he-ro.

Mood: Yes, I'll go there.
Music: Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure
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From:[info]stryper666
Date:September 16th, 2004 12:02 pm (UTC)
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Hair - thy name is Douche.
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From:[info]krautboy
Date:September 16th, 2004 12:15 pm (UTC)
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The likeness is uncanny.

Of course, this is where one of those doucheskirts comes back with "YEAH?! WELL, KRASS LOOKS LIKE EMINEM!!!!!1111ONE!!"

At least Eminem is relevant.

Now go back to shocking mall shoppers and pissing off your parents. Don't forget to use their credit card at Hot Topic!! That'll chap their hides almost as much as your scribbling shitty poetry on their cloth napkins and plastering VNV Nation stickers on their car bumper.

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! FASCISTS!!!!!!!
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 16th, 2004 12:18 pm (UTC)
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Also, Eminem's music is occasionally good.
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From:[info]darkgoddess7
Date:September 16th, 2004 12:31 pm (UTC)

Yep. I saw that one too.

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I sure did. Yes indeedy.
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From:[info]geekalpha
Date:September 16th, 2004 05:05 pm (UTC)
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"Yes, I'll go there."

*sigh* This is dumb.
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 16th, 2004 05:21 pm (UTC)
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I'm done now.
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 16th, 2004 05:19 pm (UTC)
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By any chance, do you owe him any money?
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From:[info]chenobie
Date:September 16th, 2004 07:05 pm (UTC)
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L. O. Fucking L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I thought the fucking the peacock thing was HILARIOUS....

It just gets better.
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 16th, 2004 07:06 pm (UTC)
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You mean that he looks like Billy Corgan fucked a peacock?
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From:[info]pukka_busker
Date:September 19th, 2004 08:57 pm (UTC)

it's a fecal matter

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I wish I could post this to everyone, but eh.

All in all, you people just don't get it at all. I understand how such rash judgements could be made about someone in the goth scene. In this case however, these are blind, immature judgements that in no way reflect his character. Unlike many pretentious assholes that roam the earth, he is one of the few that I can say is seriously one of the most genuine, kind, sincere people I could have ever known. I know this because he is a real-life, personal friend of mine. I know these statements will not curb anyones prepubescent, anal vacations, but it had to be said.
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From:[info]deleriumd
Date:September 20th, 2004 07:33 am (UTC)

Took the word out of my mouth

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Since you said something intelligent, you will be called a fag or something to that extent.
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From:[info]psychospider
Date:September 20th, 2004 11:46 am (UTC)

WTF!?

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What the hell did Zac ever do to you guys out in Seattle? I've known him for years and he is one of the coolest, most supportive, understanding, highly respected, funny as fuck, lighthearted, easygoing, intelligent people around. Poke fun all you want...it only makes you guys look like asses.
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From:[info]oh_fushia
Date:September 20th, 2004 02:05 pm (UTC)

!?

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What the fuck is your beef out there? You don't even KNOW Zac. Is your own self-esteem so low that you have to resort to making fun of people on the Internet?

I just don't get it, really. Perhaps one of you can try and explain, intelligently?


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From:[info]azraelisa
Date:September 20th, 2004 08:15 pm (UTC)
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Again...

There's no higher form of flattery.
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 20th, 2004 09:10 pm (UTC)
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Holy fuck! Azrael Abyss! Oh no, wait, this is AzraelLisa who works at the convenience store downstairs from Goth Talk.
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From:[info]thechiaroscuro
Date:September 20th, 2004 08:53 pm (UTC)
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What a horrid human being. But, I'd tend to be explosively vile if I had a mullet, too.

Really sorry about your wretched life. Hope you feel better now.


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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 20th, 2004 09:08 pm (UTC)
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So you're saying that ponytails are mullets. You're a clever one! Oh, and your LJ icon is SHOCKING and EXXXTREME!
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From:[info]o0olellyo0o
Date:September 20th, 2004 09:08 pm (UTC)
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OMFG!!
they have similar jaw lines.
that means they MUST be just like each other..
hahaha that's so incredibly funny.


really.
i swear it is.


i'm laughing.
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 20th, 2004 09:12 pm (UTC)
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OMFG!!1!!1ONESONESONESONES

You psoted something sarcastinc in my LIVEJOURNEL!!1!!!!11

hahahathat's so incredibal teh funney really no I swaaer it ias! I'm laughing!
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From:[info]gothicmonk42
Date:September 20th, 2004 10:37 pm (UTC)
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Wow man you should have soooo been a sandwich.
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 20th, 2004 10:38 pm (UTC)
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Um...thanks. I think.
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From:[info]meg
Date:September 20th, 2004 11:00 pm (UTC)
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Secure in my own intelligence, and not needing to have a battle of wits with you, I will go where the others have not, and I will keep my comments on a level you can understand:

You are a dick. You think that you are funny, but alas, you are still just a dick. Shut your hole you worthless meat-bag. Your mere existence is offensive.

Try reading Zac's journal. His journal is smart, funny, entertaining and HE has been given money by strangers to keep it on line. I doubt anyone would do the same for you. There is a reason he is being defended by so many. That reason is that he is worth a fuck-load more than you are or probably will ever be.

It is inescapable that you have no defenders in this battle. Believe me when I tell you that you are a pebble facing a colossus. Put up your white flag, tuck your tale, and run home, or better yet, go roll your D-20 and see what your odds are of bitterness becoming an attractive trait and you getting laid in the next 10 years.
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 20th, 2004 11:07 pm (UTC)
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Secure in my own intelligence, and not needing to have a battle of wits with you, I will go where the others have not, and I will keep my comments on a level you can understand:

Translation: I am 16 and I think I'm intellectual. Hear me roar!

You are a dick. You think that you are funny, but alas, you are still just a dick. Shut your hole you worthless meat-bag. Your mere existence is offensive.

Right! It's much kinder, gentler, and less offensive to wish people didn't exist!

Try reading Zac's journal. His journal is smart, funny, entertaining and HE has been given money by strangers to keep it on line.

Read "has whored for money because he spent his rent check on fake flamethrowers for the DoltMobile.

There is a reason he is being defended by so many.

I'm guessing it's a high unemployment rate in Denver for the age range 17-25, coupled with free high-speed internet access in your parents' basement.

It is inescapable that you have no defenders in this battle.

That's because I haven't made six friends-only posts begging people to attack strangers on the internet.

Believe me when I tell you that you are a pebble facing a colossus.

I stole this anecdote from Anne Rice! Isn't she deep?

Put up your white flag, tuck your tale, and run home, or better yet, go roll your D-20 and see what your odds are of bitterness becoming an attractive trait and you getting laid in the next 10 years.

Did you know that in the real world people have jobs and don't determine things by rolling RPG dice? I just figured you should know, in case you ever get there.
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From:[info]atomic_roses
Date:September 20th, 2004 11:30 pm (UTC)
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Everyone should read some Jim Goad...

(The Underground Is A Lie)
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 20th, 2004 11:35 pm (UTC)
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Did you succeed in making your parents mad when you joined the "nazi_regime" community? Just wonderin'.
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From:[info]jewel4ever
Date:September 20th, 2004 11:38 pm (UTC)
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Cor, you are being really mean. Livejournal is meant so people can put forth those things that are most serious and important in their lives. You have no rite to tear these people down. Looking at the LJs of these people show they are definitely in a special place that you can never touch. You are like a little boy looking in on a Glassed City that he can never be part of.
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From:[info]hyv
Date:September 21st, 2004 11:32 am (UTC)
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you're giving me an erection
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From:[info]ayn_soph
Date:September 21st, 2004 08:14 am (UTC)
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Is it the hair or the gun that **small penised** you?
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 21st, 2004 09:36 am (UTC)
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Oh look, Gothic Legolas the Dark Elf Dorkwad made an appearance in my journal just to talk to me about my penis.
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From:[info]sonder
Date:September 21st, 2004 09:13 am (UTC)
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yeah but 'sic' is kind of amusing here...all they did was bitch and whine about the injustice of it all. Boohoo my gothpussy hurts..waaaaaahhh the mean rivetheads are picking on me again because I'm an underappreciated drone in a pack of self absorbed asstards...waaaaaaaaaaaa.

Fuckwads. I have half a mind to wander over there and stir up the hornets nest.
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From:[info]o0olellyo0o
Date:September 21st, 2004 09:25 am (UTC)

rivetheads

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ya know it's really annoying a lot of new-er "rivetheads" think they are so god damn cool and above those "floofy goths"
when in my experience, most of the newer "rivetheads" i've met used to cry in the dark listening to stabbing westward a few years prior.


you aren't above the goths.
when it comes down to it, you're all still misfits that dress funny.
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From:[info]antje23
Date:September 21st, 2004 09:30 am (UTC)
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It's funny because people don't get it.
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From:[info]fritter242
Date:September 21st, 2004 09:31 am (UTC)
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"Everyone should read some Jim Goad..."


I own everything he's ever written...
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From:[info]not_eurotic
Date:September 21st, 2004 10:17 am (UTC)
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I just found my copy of Redneck Manifesto. Digging back in at l0nch.

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From:[info]antje23
Date:September 21st, 2004 09:48 am (UTC)
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as a reminder to all:

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From:[info]atomic_roses
Date:September 21st, 2004 09:53 am (UTC)
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It's such a trainwreck, isn't it?
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 21st, 2004 10:08 am (UTC)
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Honestly, there's a far closer resemblance to Guile from Street Fighter II (the games, not the movie), but I think most people wouldn't get the reference.
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From:[info]bitterfun
Date:September 21st, 2004 10:12 am (UTC)
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Josh, I am in tears, please no more.

IS there a goth-be-gone spray you could use or something?
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 21st, 2004 10:14 am (UTC)
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Hmm, maybe if I offered them a job? Those things are like kryptonite to Denver Goths, apparently. It just might work.
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From:[info]not_eurotic
Date:September 21st, 2004 10:16 am (UTC)
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WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN!?!?!?

(A note: Don't post pictures of yourself on teh intarweb if you don't expect someone to possibly make fun of you)
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From:[info]domichan
Date:September 21st, 2004 10:21 am (UTC)
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I can't believe I skimmed the whole thing! Thanks for the biggest laugh of the day. Hard to believe people are taking all this shit seriously.
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From:[info]mskoi
Date:September 21st, 2004 12:10 pm (UTC)
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Did you see the reply below yours? It wins a freaking PRIZE!
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From:[info]ddizzle
Date:September 21st, 2004 11:42 am (UTC)

YOU WILL EAT CORN SHIT

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You fucking retarded faggot. Its obvious from your gay hair that you still like to suck DICK while listening to Metallica…..Or better yet you look like A STRYPER fan who sucks two black cocks while getting on to your christian glam metal. Well I really hope you find yourself in a Dark alley in Denver….We will shit in your mouth! And yes we do eat CORN.
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From:[info]mundivagant
Date:September 21st, 2004 11:44 am (UTC)

Re: YOU WILL EAT CORN SHIT

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People this stupid make my head hurt. Please stop using the internet. Stick to spray painting anarchy symbols on 7-11s. Also, shit on your fist and punch yourself.
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